Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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