You're so nebulous sometimes
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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