Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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