THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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