I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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