Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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