Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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