Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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