So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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