I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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