Your tits are I can't wait for
just tell him i said nine months
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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