yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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