Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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