My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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