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(253): View more from Washington

I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Four minutes until I can fart!

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(602): View more from Arizona

I am full of burrito and curiosity

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall

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(503): View more from Oregon

The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit

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(309): View more from Illinois

trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit

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(706): View more from Georgia

i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed

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