i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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