Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He did a backflip because drugs
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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