we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
pray to the hookup gods
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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