Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
