38 yer olds are good kisserssss
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize