take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
