dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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