Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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