Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
NoShamevember. You game?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
