new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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