he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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