Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Randomize
