i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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