my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Dick very happy bro
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