Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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