Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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