its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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