He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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