he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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