You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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