am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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