maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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