She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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