Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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