I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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