But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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