I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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