what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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