And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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