I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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