where am i from again
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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