Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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