I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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