I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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