Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
