I CAN MOONWALK!
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If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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