you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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