Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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